Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

You never understand life until it grows inside of you.

Proper deformity shows not in the fiendSo horrid as in woman.

speak hard, steal the air.

You're a romantic. What's romantic about a guy wanting to go somewhere and actually getting there?

The essence of warriorship, or the essence of human bravery, is refusing to give up on anyone or anything.

We should have a music of our own - if possible, without any Sauerkraut.

I am in love with cars; I love anything that moves.

I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.

The ideas gained by men before they are twenty-five are practically the only ideas they shall have in their lives.