I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

Troubles teaches what must be taught.

Beauty is a heart with wings.

Things have a life of their own, " the gypsy proclaimed with a harsh accent. "It's simply a matter of waking up their souls.

The Law saith, Where is thy righteousness, goodness, and satisfaction? The Gospel saith, Christ is thy righteousness, goodness, and satisfaction.

There is no substitute for talent. Industry and all the virtures are of no avail.

Today, the technology is there to give early and normally ample warning when a powerful tornado approaches. When a tornado strikes, all of us are at risk.

I assume we will have figured out a way to efficiently utilize solar energy and tied that to an efficient way to use nuclear energy in such a way that it doesn't pose a serious environmental issue.

Religion is a powerful weapon that can be used because it persuades people to do things. And thus it can be used for good or ill. But it should not be a powerful weapon at all.

Even the best intentions turn around one day... Nobody's right all the time.

Here is where I like to burst in as a writer, to take one strong sensory detail or image and instead of enhancing it or directing attention to it by shouting about it, I simply take it away.