I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

A good life fears not life nor death.

Human felicity is produced not so much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day.

The farther down the road you go the tougher they get and I live at the end of the road!

I don't think I know anyone who has a steady job in Montreal.

In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

If you love a waist, you waste a love.

The soul establishes itself. But how far can it swim out through the eyes And still return safely to its nest?

The media have substituted themselves for the older world.

Forsake all inhibitions, Pursue thy dreams.

These people were well dressed in skins, had some guns, but armed generally with bows and arrows and such other instruments of war as are common among the Indians of the Missouri.