I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Life in itself is a big classroom - so learn all the chapters of life well. This chapter of illness is but only one chapter. Learn whatever it has come to teach you and move on in life.

When in doubt, " Calypso said, "Tater Tots.

Christianity is not a do-it-yourself thing.

Abundance is a state, not a quantity. Idea of shortage is man-made.

Saving our planet, lifting people out of poverty, advancing economic growth – these are one and the same fight.

Not writing the same kind of book over and over again is to me the real pleasure of what I do.

Oh, honey, if he swung batter-batter for my team, I'd be all over that in a heartbeat.

What you don't get in the mainstream media is so much of the background material.

When you chop wood, chips fly.

I can get pissed off very easily.