We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Kids these days, " Dragos said quietly. "They grow up so fast." "Supersonic fast, " Pia said just as quietly.

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.

I happen to support that in a way that will actually work to our benefit.

Everybody can have one great year. I've got to prove I can do it again.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

Even as we continue to carry the banner of civil rights and environmental justice, we've also got to focus on many, many people - for them, life starts with a good job.

House music has always been about peace, love and unity - and I'm bringing the 2012 version of it.

Churches often confuse loyalty with competence.

The Indians the needed some food, and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed, baby, millions of buffalo were the proof.