We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

TO BE is life's dilemma while facing the eternity of death.

He who knows Mars, Venus, Mercury or Jupiter very well will also know very well how very precious our earth is!

Truth, when not sought after, rarely comes to light.

With clothes, I like mixing what different designers do until it becomes a personal expression of how I'm feeling that day.

As far as I know, we have never before decided to fight a war with borrowed money and ask generations that come after us to pay for it.

I knew being accepted was going to be hard, but I knew I was involved in a situation that was going to bring opportunities to other blacks.

I guess I don't really know what I want to do, either. Sometimes I feel like a shook-up bottle of soda. Like, I have all this passion that wants to explode, but I don't know where to aim it yet.

I don't deserve your love or your shine, but I want it because with you I can feel the sun. I don't want to go back to those shadows.

English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite.

The cost of stability is often diminished opportunities for growth.