We heard from the abortionists and we heard from the people who looked like Jacks, acted like Jills and had the odors of Johns.

Labor never quits. We never give up the fight - no matter how tough the odds, no matter how long it takes.

Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.

Every piece of progressive social legislation passed by Congress in the 20th century bears a union label.

The most persistent threat to freedom, to the rights of Americans, is fear.

Economics was the only profession where a person could be considered an expert without having once been right.

It is impossible to bargain collectively with the government.

The one profession where you can gain great eminence without ever being right.

Stress builds character and failure breeds motivation. I guess I'm a Optimist.

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.

President Bush should be indicted and should be driven out of office. He should be sent back home in Texas.

We're going to establish a procedure where people can leave the line, go outside, take care of themselves and the government's gonna pay.

Happiness is the most elusive thing for human beings to find.

I have given the United States half the territory they possess, and for them to suffer me to remain in poverty, in consequence of it, will not redound much to their honor hereafter.

One cannot quite trust the word of potted flowers," thought the butterfly; "they have too much to do with men.

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"

I am not able of hating. I am not able of hating.

Being satisfied with what we already have is a magical golden key to being alive in a full, unrestricted, and inspired way.