Plumber Quotes

Plumber Quote of the day

If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.

While the authority of the doctor or plumber is never questioned, everyone deems himself a good judge and an adequate arbiter of what a work of art should be and how it should be done.

Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.

I recommend my students not to be professional unless they really have to be. I tell them, 'If you love music, sell Hoovers or be a plumber. Do something useful with your life.'

There's no greater bliss in life than when the plumber eventually comes to unblock your drains. No writer can give that sort of pleasure.

If you're just going to meet consumer or clients' demands, you might as well be a plumber - the work will be more frequently available.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

If I had it [life] to do all over again, I'd have been a plumber.

I was from a poor Jewish family in the South Bronx. My father was a plumber, but when I was 16, he got sick and I had to take over. Being a plumber in the South Bronx wasn't fun.

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.

If I could do it all again, I'd be a plumber.

I wanted to be a plumber.

An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher.

Prince or commoner, tenor or bass, Painter or plumber or never-do-well, Do me a favor and shut your face - Poets alone should kiss and tell.

I never planned on being a plumber.

You cannot live in Los Angeles for any period of time without eventually trying to write a screenplay. It's like a flu bug that you catch ... Even the plumber has a screenplay in his truck.

For me, the sexiest men don't know they're drop-dead gorgeous. Not that I'd ever rule out a pot-bellied plumber in the right circumstances.

If you are a plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It's just scale.

The life of the professional writer - like that of any freelance, whether she be a plumber or a podiatrist - is predicated on willpower. Without it there simply wouldn't be any remuneration, period.

Events are moving fast in my campaign, and yes, it's true that this morning I've dismissed my entire team of senior advisers. All of their positions will now be held by a man named 'Joe the Plumber.'

Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber's tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a wind turns into a tracheotomy, a boat turns into a corpse.

Remember that 'plumber in space' is not such a bad setup for a story.

Sculptors, poets, painters, musicians-they're the traditional purveyors of Beauty. But it can as easily be created by a gardener, a farmer, a plumber, a careworker.

It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business.

What did my parents say when I told them I wanted to be an actor? 'Be a plumber.'

If your work is deathwork, one weapon is not enough, just as a plumber would not answer an urgent service call with a single wrench.

Guido the plumber and Michelangelo obtained their marble from the same quarry, but what each saw in the marble made the difference between a nobleman's sink and a brilliant sculpture.

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.

[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.

As such, anything is always possible, even if your protagonist is a plumber. But it's the possibility, the limitless possibilities, of any fake life, that make writing about it so challenging.

[ If I wasn't making music ] I'd probably end up going to school, I never went to school. Or just give up and get my plumber's ticket and move back to Edmonton and become an alcoholic.

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.

Confused, I asked, "The coven's what?" "Plumber," Ivy said, looking pale as she leaned on Glenn. "You know. Stops leaks?" Oh goodie. I'm a leak.

I really see the vocation of politics like I see every vocation - whether its being a reporter or serving in public life or being a plumber - as an extension of ministry.

I would like to mention that a couple days ago Senator Obama was out in Ohio and he had an encounter with a guy who's a plumber, his name is Joe Wurzelbacher.

The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – ""Plumbers?"" – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed.