We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

The Heart wants what it wants - or else it does not care

It's amazing: I am a New Yorker. It's strange I never thought I would be.

It is only when you are asked to believe in Reason coming from non-reason that you must cry Halt. Human minds. They do not come from nowhere.

Smile and let everyone know that today, you're a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

The best relationships were the ones where both sides went out of their way to make sure the other wasn't disappointed.

You set out to tell a good story. You don't do it because there is a deep message involved because the movie is almost always bad when you do that.

Opposites attract - and then can't stand each other.

One of the things that makes a social-media cleanse so difficult is that every time we log on, every notification we get is an addictive substance. It's just like any drug.

Real holiness has love for its essence, humility for its clothing, the good of others as its employment, and the honor of God as its end.

What are kingdoms without justice? They're just gangs of bandits.