Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does.

One day you look in the mirror and you see your parents' sadness in your eyes.

Make sure you control the radio on a long road trip. You don't want to listen to some old-fashioned music the whole time.

Architecture struck me between the eye and the eyeball.

Trust in what you love, continue to do it, and it will take you where you need to go.

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous.

Humans are, as Sartre put it, 'condemned to be free'. To insist that science, or God, objectively defines moral values is to abandon our responsibility as human beings to make such judgments.

Let our lives be in accordiance with our convictions of right, each striving to carry out our principles

It is a most unhappy state to be at a distance with God: man needs no greater infelicity than to be left to himself.

I'm the kind of person who does not remember bad things.