We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

She dreams more often than she sleeps

Happiness is the little moments of joy you give yourself every single day, living a life in con stant pursuit of happy and joyous moments.

The misery of the moment.

I had to be alone for a little while, but I'm okay now." "All right. But next time, don't go where I can't find you.

A general loathing of a gang or sect usually has some sound basis in instinct.

The person who looks at a photograph as a complete picture, unable to say anything about anything except the facts which existed at the moment of exposure, does not see very far.

I'm a minimalist. I see things in simple ways...It's human nature to define complexity as better. Well, it's not.

To-morrow we embark upon the boundless sea.

Find out what you do best, and then don't do it.

Today's unions are less Mobbed-up than those of yesteryear to be sure, but they're hardly above tactics that would be considered intimidating and coercive.