We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Life is more than one genre'.

So maybe home is something that changes as we do, something that expands and contracts with time and loss.

I never listen to what people tell me and I can't read. The only way I know what is right and wrong is the way I feel about things. If I feel bad, it's wrong. If I feel good, it's right.

Eke wonder last but nine deies never in toun.

It's true the Iraqis misbehaved and had no credibility but that doesn't necessarily mean that they were in the wrong.

To have a purpose that is worthwhile, and that is steadily being accomplished, that is one of the secrets of life that is worth living.

Blot out the moon, Pull down the stars. Love in the dark, for we're for the dark So soon, so soon.

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

The optimist lives on the peninsula of infinite possibilities; the pessimist is stranded on the island of perpetual indecision.

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.