Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

You are a leader. It is time to lead. You must inspire, you must plan, you must make the world a better place.

…He sounded as though he had just seen The Pokey Little Puppy meet the business end of The Little Engine That Could.

when you obey the rules, the rules obey you

Rehashing the past wouldn't change anything. Time to move forward.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

I don't know. I don't know at all. And that's what's frightening the life out of me. To have no idea.

San Francisco is gone. Nothing remains of it but memories.

All rising to great place is by a winding stair; and if there be factions, it is good to side a man's self whilst he is in the rising, and to balance himself when he is placed.

Kids in different countries know my movies by heart because they've seen them so many times. And wonderful returns never stop.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'