As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

Margo always loved mysteries. And in everything that came afterward, I could never stop thinking that maybe she loved mysteries so much that she became one.

take what you can from your dreamsMake them real as anythingIt takes the work out of the courage

Well to be fair, I said, I mean she probably can't handle it. Neither can you, but she doesn't have to handle it. And you do.

Its imposssible stopping to reaching our goal If our Heart full want it

Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

Against other things it is possible to obtain security, but when it comes to death we human beings all live in an unwalled city.

I wasnt a good rule-breaker when I was younger.

If the majority doesn't laugh at you, beware that you must be saying something wrong. When the majority thinks you are a fool, only then is there some possibility of you being a wise man.

The Span of Life is too short to be trifled away in unconcerning and unprofitable Matters.

I answered my father's demands for sympathy with silence.

I doubt Dereck Chisora can knock me out.