Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

It was more real than anything she’d ever imagined, and she clung to that in the same way that the sky clung to the earth.

If you continue to concentrate so deeply on the negative factors you are unable to acknowledge all the positive results.

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

I'm grateful my teenaged daughter is healthy and well and for the work I do to make a living.

You can learn to focus on love in your heart rather than the symptoms of your physical condition.

I do not think it is selfish to want to donate a kidney "only" to family members.

Truth is something so noble that if God could turn aside from it, I could keep the truth and let God go.

I can't give any absolute definition of what love is, or even whether it ought to exist.

Realize how good you really are.