Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

I can hear the music all around me.

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

I cannot let the fear of the past color the future.

And when it's quiet, you can hear your thoughts.You try to escape, but you don't realize, that you are trapped, trapped within your thoughts.

Through the many years of what I thought was 'searching', was really the process of 'awakening'.

It is the apathetic person that sees the cause while the charitable person sees the need.

Nobody goes to a movie and watches the script. There is a lot of other stuff going on.

A language that takes our emotions seriously and gives them real weight in our lives encourages us to think and be and act differently.

If you want to touch the hearts of people you can't do that with newspapers or with radio, you have to do it with TV.

I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation.

Who owns the NY Post? 20th Century Fox. Talk about vertical integration.

Globed from the atoms falling slow or swift I see the suns, I see the systems lift Their forms; and even the systems and the suns Shall go back slowly to the eternal drift.