Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

I can hear the music all around me.

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

On the cross Christ took upon Himself every sin we’ve ever committed—including anger.

Nothing is my last word on anything.

God and a soldier all .people adore In time of war but not before And when war is over and all things are righted God is neglected and an old soldier slighted.

Time is the only capital of those who just have their inteligence as fortune.

Stories come to us as wraiths requiring precise embodiments.

I was a huge 'Bewitched' fan growing up.

The aim is freedom conscience and truth

...the true greatness of a nation is founded on principles of humanity.

The only way to build hope is throuhgh the Earth.

Good profits simply are not inconsistent with good behavior.