Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

I can hear the music all around me.

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

I've never listened to music lying down. Listening's reading if you close your eyes.Music's a wood you walk through.

We learn much of parenting from our own parents. My love for my father deepened profoundly when he was kind, patient, and understanding.

Nature scarcely ever gives us the very best; for that we must have recourse to art.

Community colleges play an important role in helping people transition between careers by providing the retooling they need to take on a new career.

Color, to continue had to occur in space.

Adultery is an image of hell.

Crazy people are not crazy if one accepts their reasoning.

..all I left with was the magnitude of my mistake, of my missing you. And I have to watch you from this distance, watch you achieve your dreams, live what seemed like this perfect life.

I don't appreciate many of the things that are said on social media.

There is nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating