I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

I can hear the music all around me.

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

If you want to change the world, first change yourself.

But I'm the only one who can paint the moon, because I'm the only one who knows whether that's right or not.

Genius is lasting 5 minutes longer than the other side

My parents are really good people - they just are not meant to be together.

Look at the way teams play against Arsenal. They don't believe they can win. They don't believe.

It's exciting to me that people know that I'm someone who's very political.

There is no person alive who cannot make a new beginning.

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.

A poem is a form of refrigeration that stops language going bad.

And then you think about what you think, which is very dangerous.