Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Writers are really people who write books not because they are poor, but because they are dissatisfied with the books which they could buy but do not like.

Cannot put a finger on what precedes the other, bachelor/spinsterhood or self-obsession.

The key to happiness was achievable dreams.

He has got no good red blood in his body, " said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying-glass and it was all semicolons and parentheses, " said Mrs. Cadwallader.

Do well and right and let the world sink.

When they laugh, it sounds like confetti.

Let your heart look on white sea spray and be lonely. Love is a fool star. You and a ring of stars may mention my name and then forget me. Love is a fool star.

The only soap of a dirty society is the clean men; only the clean can wash the grimy!

One of the main truths of all education is that if the young are not always right, the old are always wrong.

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage.