Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

People worry so much. Just enjoy your body. That you can love. And you're alive.

It is difficult to make the right choices in life, so it’s better to take it one step at a time”.

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people.

One essential ingredient for being an original in the day of copies is courageous vision.

Let us not underestimate the privileges of the mediocre. As one climbs higher, life becomes ever harder, the coldness increases, responsibility increases.

It's incredible to have been part of fashion history - my whole career has been one big highlight.

Whatever a person may pray for, that person prays for a miracle. Every prayer comes down to this - Almighty God, grant that two times two not equal four.

I'm not going to sacrifice love, real love, for any *%@$n' war or any friend, or any business, because in the end you're alone at night.

Among the liberal arts, let us begin with the art that liberates us.

So I think we're, we're, we're as broad a political party, if not broader than the Democratic Party, just in a different political spectrum.