True humility is more like self-forgetfulness than false modesty.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.

Where there is religion (religious following), there are no worries and where there are worries, there is no religion there.

That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.

My father came from Germany. My mom came from Venezuela. My father's culturally German, but his father was Japanese.

It's not what other people believe you can do, it's what you believe.

Practice ur craft and make it the best it can possibly be-Justin Timberlake

I've never made a plan for my life. I have just taken whatever opportunities have come and been very genuine with them.

We are dominated on this planet by a fear-based rather than a love-based thought system.

Happiness is simply to allow everything to be exactly as it is from moment to moment.

The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.