Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

Dragos never lifted his head from his task. He said in a quiet voice, "Tell me you're in control, and I will believe you..." Straightening his shoulders, Liam replied steadily, "I'm in control.

An old man concludeth from his knowing mankind that they know him too and that maketh him very wary.

And this I hate - not men nor flag nor race But only War with its wild grinning face.

When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.

Great is the hand that holds dominion over man by a scribbled name.

We have an authorization to use military force against terrorists. We passed it after 9/11.

Why do we have to be a military superpower? Why can't we be a humanitarian superpower?

The immorality of men triumphs over the amorality of women.

One of greatest thieves this world has is procrastination, and he is still at large. Are we aiding and abetting the criminal?

I am delighted to have won so much support from my colleagues. The Conservative Party can come together - and under my leadership it will.