Goat Quotes
Goat Quote of the day
Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.
IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.
You don’t expect the goat to hatch the hen’s eggs. People do what they know very well. Don’t expect someone who doesn’t know what you know to do it for you. Do it yourself.
Knowing it--knowing it's true is one thing, but believing what you know... well, there's the tough part.
Our word Tragedy comes from the Greek, tragos-ode: “The song of the goat.” Anybody who has ever heard a goat attempt to sing will know why.
If a tree is bent, every goat will jump on it.
