To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizard. And no one knows what French wizards are good at…

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

We can't go back to who we once were. We can only go on and become the person we were meant to be.

Awe ignites joy because it makes us bend the knee.

What is government itself but the greatest of all reflections on human nature?

The way of architecture is the quiet voice that underlies it and has guided it from the beginning.

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

I'm not ashamed of selling millions of records. I'm very fortunate to be in that position.

Do not paint a picture either of God or the devil on your walls: this will ruin both your walls and the atmosphere.

[He] had the soul of a poet, and because of this, he liked very much to consider questions that had no answers.

Passion is in all great searches and is necessary to all creative endeavors.