The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizard. And no one knows what French wizards are good at…

For me, books have always been the greatest gifts. I love to give and receive them because I know they are a reflection of the giver.

And they...LIVED! Life isn't always ‘Happily Ever After’, rather, loving FOREVER, regardless.

Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it.

Don't you hate it? Not ever saying how you really feel?

Men have learned the secret of unity.

I have an amazing ability to forget.

They didn't give their lives for their country! their lives were taken from them by their government.

Glory to he who brings dispute.

Even enemies were an inch away from friendship.

A gasline will help shape our economic future - the same way that oil has shaped our economic present.