To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Your body will heal itself, through gentle and peaceful cooperation with the inherent wisdom and intelligence within.

The abode of the spirits are astral world and earth land counterparts. In the path of evolution, the soul is futile. You need a body to unfold consciousness.

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.

I think the killers get far too much attention.

You embrace your body in your thought, and you should delineate upon it thoughts of health, not of sickness.

You might not think that's cricket, and it's not, it's motor racing.

Too often [the Church] is weighted down and burdened with the sins and failings of her children; too often she appears disfigured and discouraged.

Sometimes I listen to music and I wonder how did they get certain sounds.

People who worship only themselves get a slick, polished look - like monuments. Too bad they had to go so soon.

Being human means having power; specifically, the power to accomplish whatever we want.