To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

Everyone is allowed to have their own boundaries. You just are. No matter how you dress, no matter what you say or anything, and I feel strongly about that.

I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

The way you react in times of challenges will determine whether your challenges will weigh you down, or you will overthrow them.

Getting married early is like wrestling with calculus on a merry trip to Las Vegas!

No one is in business for business’ sake. People are in business because their life is at stake.

The history of the GDR journalism is a story of partisanship.

I think of discipline as the continual everyday process of helping a child learn self-discipline.

An insolent reply from a polite person is a bad sign.

Love until it hurts. Real love is always painful and hurts: then it is real and pure.

Make-up? What happened? You look almost female." "Thanks. You look almost straight.

Everyone has been to school. Everyone has a sense of classroom dynamics and politics, regardless of subject matter. And if you've lived long enough, everyone hits a big life transition.

I have a hard time with scheduling, and with hunkering down and planning. That's always been a struggle for me.