Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.

We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

Infectious smile has infected tears The laughter strikes with spears I am not dear and they are not sincere Feeling fear I must perform For when I stop the stage is gone

I hear about stars being torn to pieces by fans. It never happened to me and I never saw it happen to anyone else

Playing with Paul Scholes is like playing with the light on.

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball.

For this purpose was I born, let all virtuous people understand. I was born to advance righteousness, to emancipate the good, and to destroy all evil-doers root and branch.

Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.

You shall be held down by the chains of your own judgment.

No pain that we suffer, no trial that we experience is wasted.

The role of the animal messenger in the dreams of modern city-dwellers is often to recall us to our wild side, and the natural path of our energy.

Take away love, and not physical nature only, but the heart of the moral world, would be palsied.