Nipples Quotes

Nipples Quote of the day

I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.

They're like lips, they're like noses, they're like eyeballs, you should be able to have them out all the time if you want. Nipples are beautiful things, don't hide them.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

That makes my nipples hard!

The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.

Faith is under the left nipple.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

Law may prescribe that the male nipples be made equal to the female ones, but they still will not give milk.

My nipples could cut glass.

What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!

I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.

Nobody gives a rat's nipple about me.

Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!

You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!

This man is the bee's knees, Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I've been really lucky. I didn't have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like that. I still have all three nipples.

A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple, you're going to say 'ouch.' A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

Many of the male faeries had their shirts unbuttoned and chests bare. (How’s this for freaky: no nipples or belly buttons.)

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

Okay, so you want your other nipple pierced," she said pulling up a chair and getting her supplies ready. "She wants my other nipple pierced," he replied winking at.

Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.

Admit you’re jealous, Emma.” “Never, ” she said defiantly. “Just your nipples then. They’re pouting.