Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Takes long, Stings hard, Benefit's large.That's your experience in life. :)

The man of the future will be young or he will not be.

But sooner or later the last good time would come around. It does for all of us.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.

Radio is very popular [in Britain], but it doesn't connect us in the same way. It seems to have this community function.

You cannot make friends of your enemies by making enemies of your friends.

Simply believing in the existence of God is not exactly what I would call a commitment. After all, even the devil believes that God exists. Believing has to change the way we live.

The last time I twerked I was with @katyperry. She was rather good at it!

Unity does not mean sameness. It means oneness of purpose.