Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

Life can seem like a gloomy wait in the thick of black shadows.And still there are those who smile at the darkness, anticipating the beauty of an eventual sunrise.

You can cage their wings, you can't cage their spirit.

Feelings should never supersede rational thought... so, if you feel that you've got the answer, you should think some more.

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

Never give up, never escape, take everything in, and perhaps suffer, that's not too awful either, but never, never give up.

When one has been threatened with a great injustice, one accepts a smaller as a favour.

Kyle Idleman’s Not a Fan is a crucial message for our time. It’s a powerful call to commitment and to following Jesus with all our hearts that has challenged me in the best of ways!

May we learn to say “thank you” to God and to one another. We teach children to do it, and then we forget to do it ourselves!