And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

It is hard to stop a hopeful soul from the pursuit of passion.

The jar of oil is sacred anointing

One of the most important things a man must bear in mind is this very thing - that he owes his fellow a transforming encounter.

The early gigs were pretty panicky - and great, sweaty fun. We were brand new to most people, and they were willing to take anything brand new, for the first time in years.

I love having a president who I think is smarter than I am.

Toastmasters changed my life. They really did. Put me on the stage. I don’t know what I would have done without that positive boost.

It really is disgusting when a guy in a ball cap with a high school education is the one asking the tough questions.

The idea of selling a Cezanne to buy a Morisot seems explosively contentious.

I don't seek, I find.

How are you managing? And don't say you're fine." It's true. Whatever the opposite of fine is, that's what I am.