This is the place where anybody - like an African American kid raised by a single mom - can be president.

So we just hope that all of these governors who are grappling will be able to provide the basic services to our citizens and not have to cut things that really are painful.

Thank you for the opportunity for the Democratic Party and progressives to reclaim the votes of the sane citizens of these United States.

We honor the dead best by treating the living well.

California has a beautiful coastline. It can be a rough coastline. The waves are huge. The rocks are steep. Same thing in Vancouver. It has a beautiful coastline. It's dramatic.

Ceremonies are important. But our gratitude has to be more than visits to the troops, and once-a-year Memorial Day ceremonies. We honor the dead best by treating the living well.

Don't mistake niceness for weakness.

We need, first of all, for there to be accountability, for there to be somebody who is responsible for enforcing standards and holding people's feet to the fire.

There's more technology in your car than there is in your computer. It's got thousands of parts in it. It's extremely sophisticated, all that robotics.

As a state we are so uniquely positioned in so many ways. Our geography, our placement in the country, and our history positions us to be the state that propels energy efficiency as an industry.

I am so proud of Michigan's citizens for the kindness and generosity they have shown in assisting in this endeavor. It is truly heartwarming to see the compassion shown for those in need

When a human's tears dry up forever, they transform into a monster

Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

I feel like any experience you can have which adds to your repertoire of things you've done and can add to your character - I'm willing to try.

Baseball been berry berry good to me!

I do want to work on writing, because writing's a skill. Writing is something that you can train yourself to know better. To know yourself better. And it's intimidating as hell.

I am proud to be part of a species where a subset of its members willingly put their lives at risk to push the boundaries of our existence.

There is no one correct way to bat, and so of course there is no one correct stance for it.

If Barack Obama is elected, I'll be moving out of the country.