This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Childhood is a short season.

The only successful revolution of this century is totalitarianism.

We had a very good relationship. Very good. I liked [Sonny Ramphal]. I thought he was a genuine man.

How valuable NBC Magazine was in my career is questionable.

I'm going to let love lead the way, always. And I was born with this blind - blind ambition, and it's kind of gotten me here to this point. And I think that I'll stick to it.

The stories are most often about justice. In her stories, those who commit injustice, or act tyrannically, come to no good. They are punished.

Today, I will focus on what's right about me. I will give myself some of the caring I've extended to the world.

Here's a good rule of thumb: don't worry about a competitor at all, until they're actually beating you with a real shipped product.

We primarily grow as human beings by discovering new truths about ourselves and our reality.

There's more to life then living, so hold on.