They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie!

The Japanese bureaucracy is unique. It is also very powerful, although it is now the object of so much criticism. Many of Japan's brightest made it a pillar of strength and continuity.

'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington' is one of the greatest films of all time.

I wish my school days could have dragged on a little longer, or that I could go back and do it later in life.

Thursday? Oh no, it can't be! It's too gruesome.

Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.

I am a person who is inclined to define relations between individuals based on principles.

What I had thought of before as God, I met today in a human being.

An innocent little human being was solely dependent on me! I took all the CPR and breastfeeding classes and learned quite a bit.

The police chief of Hiroshima welcomed me eagerly as the first Allied correspondent to reach the city.