You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

May our lives and gentle spirit be evident to all that we are members of God's family.

I teach people how to become limitless.

In the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever.

Singing is easy. The proof is always in the living.

A symbol serves to combine heart and intellect.

If you don't take enough math classes or science classes or writing intensive classes, you're not going to be prepared to compete in college or the workplace -- no matter what your diploma says.

How many have to die before we will give up these dangerous toys?

Both tolerance and respect are empty virtues until we actually understand whatever it is we are supposed to be tolerating or respecting.

An acorn would never brag about giving shade.