If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

Pearl Harbor is strenuously respectful of contemporary sensitivities, sometimes at the cost of accuracy.

I believe that organized religion is an ornament to the truth, and that aesthetics are part of its power.

I'm a big fan of simplicity, especially with songs and I try not to make them complicated. I just make them simple and let people absorb that message themselves. That's my theory.

My writing comes from ideas that make a sound in my heart.

Being a female hard rocker and guitar player, I felt the need to put out a memoir. Almost like a rock 'n' roll women manual for women.

You need new roads to discover new places!

My first hip-hop performance was at Carnegie Hall with Wyclef, ... I got a little feature and he announced me as the 'hip-hop violinist.' The next night I played at the Apollo.

When we fully realize who God is, we learn that each of us is a child of the King!

When Goya was 80 he drew an ancient man propped on two sticks, with a great mass of white hair and beard all over his face, and the inscription, "I am still learning."

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance.