They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

When you cried, I learned what helplessness tastes like. Because all I could do was swallow.

The death of God left the angels in a strange position.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

A vision keeps you going even when your partners and sponsors leave you.

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.

People make their own fates, and if enough of us make our fate to be space explorers, perhaps we can actually get some space exploration done.

The blues are what I've turned to, what has given me inspiration and relief in all the trials of my life.

The breeze and the dew make tranquil the clear dawn; Behind the curtain there is one who alone is up betimes. The orioles sing and the flowers smile - Whose then, after all, is the Spring?

Shutup, lapdog, this isn’t your fight, either. Boy, you better counsel that tongue before you find yourself without it.

Often you have to rely on your intuition.