Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.

Those who Know they do not Know that to Know is to Know what they do not Know!

Charles had once remarked that holding onto a resentment was like eating rat poison and waiting for the rat to die.

I cannot tell how much my heart suffered for my people while at Leavenworth.

If you like the story then don't hold back in telling me about it, and if you don't then please keep your opinions to yourself!

He really meant to tell them that the big money was not in the individual fluctuations but in the main movements that is, not in reading the tape but in sizing up the entire market and its trend.

I barely noticed loneliness anymore; it was my normal condition, by necessity if not by nature.

It is the duty of the writer to describe.

I discovered that my own little postage stamp of native soil was worth writing about and that I would never live long enough to exhaust it.

Truth for us is simply a collective name for verification processes