They're not chicks. They're ducks.

You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.

We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

You can’t possibly be afraid of trees.

When the ivy has found its tower, when the delicate creeper has found its strong wall, we know how the parasite plants grow and prosper.

Aesthetic matters are fundamental for the harmonious development of both society and the individual.

My brief stay at the hospital had already convinced me that the medical profession was an open door to anyone nursing a grudge against the human race.

Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.

When I said [ I would work with any organization] I would make the, the reservation that I would work with any organization as long as it didn't make us compromise our religious principles.

The 2013/14 storms & floods show the UK needs to invest in a climate resilient, low carbon, food secure, full employment, positive future

Will you succeed because you are more well-rounded than others? Because you fit in better than everyone else? Bloody unlikely. We succeed when we are trusted to be the best at what we do.

Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce.