They only have lived long who have lived virtuously.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

If you dance daily, you shall expel any seed of distress in thy soul.

To love all ages yield surrender; But to the young it's raptures bring A blessing bountiful and tender- As storms refresh the fields of spring.

I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.

Believe in yourself, know yourself, deny yourself, and be humble.

Reality is the original Rorschach.

Since I've been in chiropractic, I've improved by leaps and bounds both mentally and physically.

When I do not understand, I like to say nothing.

A negotiator should observe everything. You must be part Sherlock Holmes, part Sigmund Freud.