He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile.

the scary part is that people don't realize how much they've changed .

She was drowning—in friendliness, in community—and she was starting to think she didn't want to get pulled out.

I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage. I found that just surviving was a noble fight.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

Put yourself in the hands of the universe-then you will have no need for control.

Better wilt thou live...by neither always pressing out to sea nor too closely hugging the dangerous shore in cautious fear of storms.

Live in the world as if only God and your soul were in it; then your heart will never be made captive by any earthly thing.

Listening is the key to everything good in music.

People voted for Donald Trump. They want to repeal and replace ObamaCare. And we will.

First of all, I'm happy that I'm healthy.