Reality is the original Rorschach.

The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously.

We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.

I don’t know man, I didn’t do it.

Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that is beautiful

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs

There isn't enough paper in the world to write all the poems you inspire in me.

I vote my conscience first and my constituents next, regardless of the direction of our leadership.

An artist who dedicates his life to art, burdens his art with his life, and his life with his art.

Abundance is not a situation- it is an attitude.

Love is always having to say I'm sorry.

The American people want economic prosperity, high-quality goods and low prices, all of which I support.

What I do is so important to me. It’s like being a parent, in some ways, of a super-demanding , high-achieving child, with a cry that sounds really cool on the radio.

A couple of things for the not-so-diminutive man: avoid any prints that are large scale, because you will look like the print is wearing you, as opposed to you wearing the print.

Humility is a necessary veil to all other graces.