An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile.

You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

Snow was the most beautiful thing Amitola had ever seen. It fell so gracefully and drizzled her skin like a cold whisper.

Forever isn't important-it's now that counts. Doing the right thing.

The earliest you can play Christmas music is on Thanksgiving.

Silence - Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation.

The people you surround yourself with influence your behaviors, so choose friends who have healthy habits.

A true leader is not someone who feels fully informed but someone who continuously receives insight and guidance.

If it were art to overcome heresy with fire, the executioners would be the most learned doctors on earth.

I don't want to coexist. I want to exist as a human being. And justice will take care of the rest.

An unmanly sort of man whose love life seems to have been largely confined to crying in laps and playing mouse.