There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.

Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.

Death is the last enemy: once we've got past that I think everything will be alright.

things are never so indescribably ghastly that they can't get worse.

Optimism is the last resort of those in deep despair. There can't be any optimists in heaven.

Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.

when a person implores you to be reasonable what he means is that you should speed round forthwith to his point of view.

Evil and laughter cannot co-exist.

Claudia's the sort of girl who goes through life holding onto the sides.

Phrase books seem to be a universal and eternal source of hilarity and I think I know why. Their authors go mad in the course of compiling them.

Our only hope rests on the off-chance that God does exist.

Life is short..Live to the fullest..

Good means not merely not to do wrong, but rather not to desire to do wrong.

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.

Your organization is becoming hyperlinked. Whether you like it or not. It's bottom-up; it's impossible.

In short, the satisfaction of creating, not necessarily the process, always lifts my heart.

Evil prospers when good men do nothing.

People think it’s easy to be cynical and pessimistic, but it’s incredibly hard work. It’s much easier to be hopeful.

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

I once buggered a man unconscious. I'm lying, he was already unconscious when I found him