There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.

I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, ‘If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.’

In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that took hours to make a move was okay with them.

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.

My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters.

Your real beauty is hidden in your heart.

It is a beautiful thing to be on fire for justice… there is no greater joy than inspiring and empowering others––especially the least of these, the precious and priceless wretched of the earth!

If you want to be tall to see the world better, have some high thoughts!

If you never get criticized, chances are you aren't getting anything done.

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.

I would love to play Bobby in COMPANY. Also, I would love to play George in SUNDAY.

The facts never speak for themselves. They have to be interpreted in terms of some understanding of where they come from and what the relation between them is.

If people are saying that somehow their connection is going to be detrimental to their health, of course they are going to reject that idea, because that's the power of falling like that.

If you live in the dark long enough, you start to forget what light looks like.

Conviction never so excellent, is worthless until it coverts itself into conduct.