There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

Anyone who regards poetry as an entertainment, as a 'read, ' commits an anthropological crime, in the first place against himself.

Tis all in vain to keep a constant pother About one vice and fall into another.

According to what the IDF says to its soldiers. I don't know if this is what the IDF says to the media.

God will hear His people at the beginning of their prayers if the condition of their heart is ready for it.

I'm not one that just throws music out there to keep it coming, and all that. I believe in the craft, and the time it takes to really nurture something and put a lot of effort into the details.

All created forms are fractal, as is their purpose, use, and allotted time for existence.

Spiritual process is not about chanting a mantra or closing your eyes, spiritual process is essentially about enhancing your perception.

How miraculous and wondrous, hauling water and carrying firewood!

One's own karma, one's own actions are responsible to come to bring either happiness or success or whatever.

Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come.