There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste.

I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister.

A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system.

You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing.

Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.

I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet

If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting.

It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine.

In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision.

Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.

Sometimes a night of over-eating leaves you hungry for something you can't name. An emptiness haunted me. An emptiness I didn't have a name for until I met Jeb. Now, I' m starving.

We are the next we.

We are puppets of our subconscious desires.

I believe that Virtual Reality will hit it big time. I know that some of my colleagues disagree, but I believe in it.

It’s never too late to do the right thing.

I'm not insecure, but I'm not like, 'Hi, I'm confident.'

Analyzin' miss clairol, fendi'd down mascara on, assistant manager in paragon

The severity of the master is more useful than the indulgence of the father.

To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day

Neither the wrath of Heaven nor the attacks of enemies are as fatal as Pleasure alone when she infects the mind.