There have only been two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare and I think you'd better put Shakespeare first, darling.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

Nature has been for me for as long as I remember a source of solace inspiration adventure and delight a home a teacher a companion.

Obviously talent gets you to a certain point, but it's what you do with it, how you handle.

Let us fear to leave Him. Let us be always with Him. Let us live and die in His presence.

They take journalism really seriously because they know the force that it is and can be.

Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.

Send me out into another life. But get me back for supper.

Nature always levies her tribute.

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

Our Lady is always close to us, especially when we feel the weight of life with all its problems

I recognize now that the conditions that Indians are living in are the conditions that poor people everywhere are living in.